You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize