Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
