I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
one might say we're banned from that church
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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