Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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