During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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