Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Operation Purity has been aborted
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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