Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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