He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I woke up under a house in Key West
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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