I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
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