I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
