Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
