Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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