Got a toothbrush?
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Randomize
