Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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