Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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