this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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