I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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