The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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