OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
bring money and cleavage
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
so...the lady doing my pedi totally noticed the human bite marks on my calf. Who says marriage ends your sex life? Love u!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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