i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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