Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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