chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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