I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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