she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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