Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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