so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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