yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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