just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Just high enough for therapy.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize