apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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