After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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