My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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