Are we in a gay sports bar?
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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