Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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