Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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