I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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