You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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