We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
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