that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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