even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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