yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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