And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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