dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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