just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
she told me i tasted like america
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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