Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
