Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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