No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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