One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
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