they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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