Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
