She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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