you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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