I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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