I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
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