This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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