I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
