I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Randomize
