problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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