and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
