Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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